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Today's chiefiest video: Master Chief Sucks at Halo

by Kevin Kelly on Jun 3rd 2007 7:00PM

With all of the Halo 3 news that's been appearing on Joystiq, and every gaming related site across the globe, we thought we'd offer up a moment of levity in the form of this video.

Now, first things first, the language in this video is definitely NSFW, for home, for younger ears, or your grandma, just so you know. However, it's probably the best representation of the type of behavior and communication you run into while playing both Halo 2 and the Halo 3 beta.

it's also pretty funny, lolololololololol.

[Thanks, DawgOnU]

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Tags: Halo 3 beta, Halo3Beta, Master Chief

Reader Comments (57)

That some funny shit FTW!

Wow, love the winnie the pooh like intro, and yes the crackdown opening video takes forever.

That video is awesome.

lololololololololololollolololololol

This video is so straight.

Holy crap.. I practically crapped my pants. God, that's funny.

"lolllolololollllollolol" Master Chief didn't get Friends and Family Beta =P

+1000000000 points for using Microsoft Sam as Master chief. Funny shit

that was great

Best video ever.

Holy shit that was win I was literally crying.

lol, sadly this is a pretty good representation of online Halo...

i just like how he bitched about the crackdown entro!

why the fuck cant you skip that shit?!

godly...

spot on hilarious ... so many people try, but this nails it.

This whole video is dead on but I think the best part was the grenade. He killed himself with it and then said, "wtf gay wepn, bungie r retard." The irony is priceless.

Massive style point for using Nightmare Before Christmas' song 'What's This?' for the intro.

Thats the funniest god damn thing I've ever seen, game related or otherwise.

It's been a long time since I laughed so hard my I cried tears of joy!

lolololololollolololololololllolololol!!!!!!

ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhhhahaahahahh!!

Hello I am Master Chief lollolololololololol........ priceless

GaygaygaygayGaygaygaygayGaygaygaygayGaygaygaygayGaygaygaygayGaygaygaygayGaygaygaygay
Might be the funniest Video I've seen?

Oh wait a Sony Boy is gonna say this overated too?
LOL. Halo Online FTW

"wtf gears sucks halo is the best fps"

Then he throws the game into the closet! lol Master Chief ftw!

Wow this is retarded. Anything involving Microsoft Sam is just... no.

Damn this is spot on, I don't think I've laughed this hard at a video for a while. Thank god for the A-Hole button though.

omg thts sooo funny!

That was great. The "gay gay gay gay gay" part looking at the games is exactly how the Halo fanactics act (the ones I personally know).

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA instant classic.

haha, so great.
i think that pretty much describes the typical halo gamer and the halo 3 beta.

My roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

Wow, this is how they really act like in Halo multiplayer? Remind me to never play this game online.

And I thought CS:Source was bad.

LMAO though. XD

lololololololololo, I loved the ending!

Classic I love it! I had to post that shit: www.adidat.blogspot.com

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

"lololololololololololololo"

Halo vets...you have my sympathy...it's sad what you have to put up with...

i laughed so hard I started to cry. Best video of 2007.

He is right about the spike grenades - they're hideously inconsistent and really unneeded. I had someone crouch on top of one and live, but I've seen them instantly kill people who weren't near them. I personally miss the 4 Frags / 4 Stickies setup.

Anyways, funny video.

Hilarious! I've only run into a couple of these idiots playing the beta but I remember when I played Halo 2 there would be at least one per game. Sometimes an entire party.

At this point this kind of behavior doesn't bother me and actually makes me smile. I just think to myself... "Awwww Halo... I have missed you so..."

@26

Thats not your typical halo player... Halo just has more than it's fair share of these kind of players, but most are completely civil. It just takes one in a room to make things ugly.

OMG! this is funny

#27 has just won the internet.

Wow, Master Chief seemes so cool and collected in the Single Player campaigns. Nothing like the internet to bring out the worst in anybody I suppose.

That was teh 133t.
Master chief pwns.
All else r n00bs.

lol!!!1!!!!!1!!1

You find kiddies like that in every multiplayer online game, not just Halo. Resistance has it share also. One of the reasons I don't play many online multiplayer games anymore.

That was brilliant, and I loved the Chief waggling the sticks.

I have met many people just like him, one guy called us all retards because he was VIP and therefore not allowed to drive a vehicle. Like calling us Retards will magically let you drive.

And that is just how I feel when I load Crackdown, since the update it takes even longer to open the profile. Come-one as the rubbish Corsa advert would say.

lol classic

I'm suprised you didn't see Master Chief pick up the turrent and lol "WTF, you can take this? LOL... yur mine now nOObS." Good for a giggle.

Probably the most unfunny thing I've seen in a year. Half the video is the Crackdown loading screens. The "noob gay haxxors" bullshit was funny for about 5 seconds. Sorry but using "Gay" and "Retarded" as insults went out of style with ignorance.

@Nick Mendez

Ignorance is certainly not out of style. Look at American Idol.

One of the funniest things I've seen in a long, long time... up until 03:00. Then the use of homophobic slurs becomes too excessive. I didn't bother finishing it.

Way to push the stereotypical anti-social, homophobic gamer angle.

@44 its a parody, making fun of people using "gay" as an insult. Keep a sense of humor about it.

@Nick Mendez

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks the slurs were a bit excessive. It's good to know there are other conscientious gamers out there.

Nick Mendez is clearly a politically-correct dumbass. Oh noes! Call the thought police, he said something he wasn't supposed to!

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