Today's hottest game video: Christie's pole dance from DOA Xtreme 2
by Kevin Kelly 
{ Nov 23rd 2006 at 12:00AM }
Since the number one and two slots for today's hottest game video are occupied by the World of Warcraft/Office Space commercial, we're dropping down to number three which is -- the PlayStation Portable being used as a remote for the PlayStation 3. However, the video is so extremely craptastic and out of focus (really, people ... learn where your macro focus button is before we all go blind or think we have glaucoma) that we're going to jump down to the number four spot. Don't get us wrong, we love the PSP as a PS3 remote, but that video drives us mental.So that makes today's hottest game video (by our fuzzy math skills) Christie's pole dance from DOA Xtreme 2. Apparently you have to hit the jackpot on her slot machine nine times to activate this video, so play at your own risk. The song sounds like something out of the intro to a James Bond movie, and features more jiggle than someone learning to use the Wii-mote for the first time.
Check the video out after the jump, enjoy, and have a Happy Thanksgiving!
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Nad Stretep @ Nov 23rd 2006 12:24AM
Hooray for digipoon
SkillCoil @ Nov 23rd 2006 12:22AM
Mr. Happy is awake.
BigKountry @ Nov 23rd 2006 12:23AM
Bitch... you a ho!!!
Johnny @ Nov 23rd 2006 12:24AM
I havent seen very many pole dancers.
but isnt this a little weak?
I mean assuming they paid some chick to come in and MoCap the scene. her routine is kinda boring.
Or maybe Magic City has spoiled me.
Senor Popsicle @ Nov 23rd 2006 12:25AM
Meh, really lame.
SkillCoil @ Nov 23rd 2006 1:44AM
Kokoro's pole dance is better imo.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dthTCSMqlS8
Mitsuo @ Nov 23rd 2006 12:34AM
pshh she isn't even wearing heels! RIP-OFF! *sigh* slap some stilettos on that ho and THEN it might be good.
Jordan Hass @ Nov 23rd 2006 12:44AM
see thats what i want to see... mindless pixelated striptease
Robert Headley @ Nov 23rd 2006 12:43AM
is it me, or is that the same video from her ending for DOA 4? Its the same setting, and music at least. Tho she doesn't kill a guy at the end.
cat @ Nov 24th 2006 1:27AM
oh, really bad .
i like the new game mythwaronline , not this
Werbal @ Nov 23rd 2006 1:14AM
Strong, well-developed female characters!
Lord_Satorious @ Nov 23rd 2006 1:15AM
Yeah... it'd be better if she was wearing her black leather dominatrix costume from "Dead or Alive 4". I haven't played DOAX2 yet, but the game needs some shoes/heels for the girls if they're not available. Future downloadable content maybe?
CP @ Nov 24th 2006 10:42PM
maybe joystiq, well no pun intended, joystiq needs to attend a Canadian strip club.
Candy Pants @ Nov 23rd 2006 1:28AM
SHOW US YOUR BOOOBS!
Dan @ Nov 23rd 2006 1:38AM
Christie - cold hearted assassin and pole dancer. Makes sense to me.
HeistTheWorld @ Nov 23rd 2006 2:52PM
Totally unrealistic.
Nobody in the audience?
Lord_Satorious @ Nov 23rd 2006 3:21AM
Well, it is Zack Island, there's nobody there besides Zack, Niki, and all the DOA girls he invited. Zack may want to watch, but I think the girls should be in the audience, watching each other dance. That'd be hot.
Etheo @ Nov 23rd 2006 4:05AM
why do they jiggle even when she's not moving
Premaximum @ Nov 23rd 2006 4:15AM
Are the breasts supposed to be realistic at all? The bouncing, jiggling, whatever you'd like to call it, is completely out of sync with her movements.
Call me a nerd, but it really makes it painful to watch. It's just too retarded-looking. It'd be like someone's face randomly twitching while they're trying to talk to you about something extremely important. Sure, you need to know what they're saying, but that twitch is annoying the hell out of you.
evoX @ Nov 23rd 2006 8:55AM
Totally unrealistic. her breasts jiggle even when she's standing....
JAC @ Nov 23rd 2006 8:12AM
They really need to work on the boob's bouncing physics, it just doesn't look right.
Galley @ Nov 23rd 2006 8:53AM
I'm sporting a tremendous woody!
Evan @ Nov 23rd 2006 9:43AM
The DOA girls are fighters, not skanky strippers. Bikinis and beach scenes have context - they are on vacation on a tropical island. But a pole dance does not fit with the characters, and has no place in the context of the game.
Hector @ Nov 23rd 2006 12:27PM
I've seen better. I'm not sure why anybody can get excited over this...
sockatume @ Nov 23rd 2006 11:09AM
Proof, as if it were needed, that Itagaki wouldn't know sexy if it dry humped his face. And that SONG. Jesus.
The Wolfkin @ Nov 23rd 2006 11:12AM
first off the dances between the two girls looked almsot identical. So I assume all the girls dance and I also assume they're all the same dance routine. Not a very exciting one.
As for the boob physics it's not that the boobs are bouncing while the girls aren't moving. It's that the boobs are /continuing/ to bounce after they've stopped. If you shake a water balloon does it not jiggle for a second after you stop? However I would agree there's no reason for them to still be jiggling 3-4 seconds after that's rediculous after all these are supposed to be human girls not waterbags.
docLEXfisti @ Nov 23rd 2006 11:28AM
anyone knows, what song that is? who's it from?
James @ Nov 23rd 2006 11:50AM
Hahahaha what a load of erm... well I would say wank but I'm afraid there may actually be some people doing just that.
I'd say pole dancing is rarely that erotic unless the bird is really fit, I'm not sure if this is more or less pathetic than the current 'fitness' craze in the USA with pole dancing housewives.
Regardless, both should just stop.
James @ Nov 23rd 2006 11:53AM
#14
It's VERY realistic.
No ones in the audience cause she's CRAP.
John @ Nov 23rd 2006 12:20PM
#26
LOL
this is depressing, a true testament to the nerds who play dead or alive!
http://www.petitiononline.com/ps3/petition.html
chenry @ Nov 23rd 2006 12:48PM
meh, boring. About as sexy as a soccer mom. Unless that's your thing.
Endejas @ Nov 23rd 2006 3:01PM
Weak.
Her vid from DOA4 was much better. Hotter, and she killed a guy.
WryTerra @ Nov 23rd 2006 3:56PM
You know, it's just not the same without the murder.
I disagree with some posters though, I like the song. (For those who were asking it's 'My Grave' and by Team Ninja, it's on the DOA4 soundtrack)
Brian @ Nov 23rd 2006 4:13PM
I find this all very pathetic.
I mean, whatever floats your boats... but it's still pathetic.
90% of you will never get laid.
The rest of us are married.
Jin @ Nov 23rd 2006 4:53PM
32/ damn... so there is no guy here (or girl) hoarding over millions of opposite sex?
sad day indeed.
KillerSlinky @ Nov 23rd 2006 7:52PM
They all seem similar, but Kasumi wins my vote. SHWING!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=miGKa5kFzUo&mode=related&search=
Dux @ Nov 23rd 2006 9:23PM
8=====>
Geist @ Nov 23rd 2006 11:30PM
If I want polygonal breasts in my games I'll play Leisure Suit Larry 8. At least that game's funny. This is just disturbing and takes itself waaaaay too seriously.
reppy @ Nov 24th 2006 12:10AM
I guess they've given up on pretending this game is actually anything more than a giant T&A festival.
bleg38@yahoo.com @ Nov 24th 2006 12:24AM
Some kid, somewhere, is gonna ruin his controller. Can you say serious button stick.
cat @ Nov 24th 2006 1:30AM
i like games, but i cannot do well
James @ Nov 24th 2006 7:34AM
#39
Thank god this isn't out for Wii.. I shudder to think what "Innovative Game Controls" the sexually repressed devs would come up with.
JK @ Nov 24th 2006 9:50AM
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20061025
yubastard @ Nov 24th 2006 10:44AM
those have to be the juggliest tits I've ever seen! boy, do they move... it might be the first time I jack off a video game, mang. real girls a so overrated...
NOT! mang, I miss my girlfriend... :-o.......O